I have exactly 3 weeks and 2 days worth of boxers.
My white t shirts are starting to deteriorate and it saddens me to think how long I’ve been wearing some of this stuff and not growing.
I still feel a surge of pride when I look at a t shirt I’ve gotten for free like my Apple shirts, the Suitcase Party one I got for going around at the Activities Fair freshman year, the Authentify t shirt.
When did I lose all my socks?
I need new pants. When I talk about pants normally, I say pants phonetically. But when I consider that I need to go out and sift through the mall looking for the few pairs that fit in order to restock my supplies of frayed khakis, I get whiny and say “pyants.” It cracks El up.