I didn't think I'd ever hear El say, "Sweetie, if I ask you nicely... will you gouge out my eyes?"

Man, pollen sucks this year. I need some antihistamines, and not just the kind gentle ones you can pick up over the counter. I want heavy honking don't-you-dare-drive-operate-heavy-machinery-or-even-try-to-cook-mac-and-cheese antihistamines.